One day at work I order a sandwich, and I say it's for here. I pretty much have three choices of things I can eat at work, and a sandwich is one of them.
"Would you like me to wrap half of it up for you?"
I laugh, because seriously, since when was there ever a sandwich I couldn't finish? That's what I tell the woman working and we laugh.
Then a little while later I have a sub at another place. I say I don't need a bag. The woman says, "I'll give you one because if you don't finish it you can still keep it in your purse."
Which is preposterous, because again, there has never been a sandwich I couldn't finish.
And about two weeks later I order a veggie burger. The woman asks if I'd like it cut in half.
Seriously, I can see only three things could be happening here:
1) People assume women don't eat
2) Women don't eat because people assume they shouldn't
3) I look fat in this dress
In closing I would just like to encourage women to eat the whole damn sandwich. It's only a sandwich, okay, and I can eat it all.
2 comments:
I bet one of the times you don't ask for a bag, you won't be able to finish the sandwich, and when you go and ask for a bag, the employees will laugh at you.
Were you wearing your matching fat-guy hat? Also, next time I would just eat the clerk.
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