Roxanne!

Did you ever notice that Sting has some serious issues with women? Like, listen to this stuff. Every breath you take, Sting, another one of us will not be buying your records.

Which is too bad, because Message in a Bottle is a song that truly rocks.

And the other thing that rocks, is Rock Band. I could play that game all day. Although I cannot sing Roxanne, because my voice is too low. Like, if my voice were a pair of shoes, they would be concrete ones, because it sinks so low.

As a child, I remember being disappointed at being seated beside the soprano section of the choir, being the only 7 year old who had to sing the alto part. Because the heroine is always a soprano, and the villain sings lower. It's true. Just think about Mary Magdalene in Jesus Christ Superstar.

So let's celebrate this moment of musical disappointment by listening for free: