What is the sound of one hand typing?

This is it.

Just now, in the kitchen, cutting the tag off my new dremel, I slipped with the knife.

So I've gauged a dime-sized slice out of my hand. I think I can see my own fat.

I'd get it stitched, but there's nothing to stitch. It's like punching a hole in the wall, except it's my hand.

So I've used my good hand and my teeth to wrap myself in gauze pads and gauze. It looks like I'm wearing a cast on my left side.

I think I'll avoid the use of any power tools, or utensils for that matter, for a little while.

Fucking shit.