I should mention

That it's sort of ironic that I purchased the dremelto grind down the dog's unhealthily long nails.

I can see they are causing her toes to spread out and worry that it's hurting her feet. Plus I'd like to get them down to an acceptable length before I take her to the vet next week and get chewed out for it.

So in an effort to save her paws, I've messed up my own.

I repeat: fucking shit.