dog-a-roll

Doggerel: /ˈdɔgərəl, ˈdɒgər-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[daw-ger-uhl]

1.	(of verse) a. comic or burlesque, and usually loose or irregular in measure. b. rude; crude; poor.

I discovered a little while ago, quite by accident, that my little dog loves sushi. In fact, if you give her a sheet of the seaweed that you use to wrap it, she will eat the whole thing and then make that funny, mouth-smacking gesture that dogs do when you feed them peanut butter.

So when I make sushi for myself, as I did tonight, I always make her a little avocado roll.

Now if that's not the opposite of rude and crude, I don't know what is.